11.19.2008
My Dad's a DJ, Episode 2: Let's get Retarded!
There are many favorite parts in this one. Let me tell you them!
1. The three white guys look soooo scared. And you know what? They should be. The black-to-white ratio is 1 to 1 (and I'm counting that pasty Taboo as black, cuz...there should be at least a little in him.)
2. Will.i.am is touching my dad like they're father and son in a family photo. His touch is possessive, as if to say, "This is mine. Can you believe my sperms made this? Neither can I!"
3. Taboo is either giving us the A-OK or he is holding an invisible doobie. I'm gonna agree with the latter, cuz he's probably rich enough to afford invisible drugs (them's is pricey drugs).
4. Fergie-Ferg. Where are your breasts? And is that the same track outfit that you peed onstage in? Did you wash it before you put it on? Did Taboo give you some of his Invisibo-Pot? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND YOU CAN'T ANSWER ANY OF THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE A PICTURE.
5. Just so the Apple guy (his name has the word 'apple' in it, I swear it does) doesn't feel left out, I'll say something about him: You're wearing too much denim and you look like a cowboy villian in the face. Have a nice day.
11.14.2008
I Draw at Work, Episode 2: Octocat, or Cactopuss
I am so in love with packing tape. Whenever a box comes from anywhere, I immediately leap upon it and ever-so-carefully peel the neon labels off. Co-workers look on, slightly confused, but also aware that something dangerously awesome is about to happen. This dangerously awesome thing is a Cactopuss.
11.13.2008
Proof I am an Adult, Episode 1: Grabbing My Crotch
11.12.2008
My Weird-Ass Band and its Weird-Ass Everything, Episode 1: Vagina Flyer
We also put this image in zip-lock bags with glitter and our demo (most people could not play the demos because they were covered in glitter). Justin saw it and told us he hated it, but he just wasn't very enthusiastic about hating it.
I showed it to everyone at my workplace, and it always took them a second or two before they realized what it really was.
11.11.2008
My Dad's a DJ, Episode 1: Bringing Sexy Back
This first one though is one I like:
This is my dad with Justin Timberlake. I know this because he has typed it in the right-hand corner of the picture.
With Justin's hand, which is as big as his face, he's pointing at my dad as if to say "This guy? This guy is the shit. I'm not kidding. Think I'm kidding? Do you see my boyish smile when I say this? No? Exactly. The shit, yo." My dad is slightly turned into Justin, big ol' smile on his face as if to say "HURRR I'M WITH JUBSTIN TIMBERLOCKS WHAT A HAPPY BOY AM I!"
Either that or he's totally copping a feel, his hand resting under the butt, close to Justin's taint, with only designer jeans and maybe underwear in-between...
Whoa, I just blacked out for a moment. Did I just type that? Shaaaame on me for even thinking that! Sorry, Dad.
I Draw at Work, Episode 1: Merowl, or Owlmaid
Plenty more where that came from, lemme tell ya.