So I found a hat that looked a lot like a sheep (they told me it was for a lion?) in a costume closet of a Chicago storefront theater. I put it on, put some paper in my mouth (cuz sheep like eating paper, ask any of 'em), and told Annie T to take a picture of me. After looking at it, however, I realized that I was doing something far more involved than just being an adorable paper bag-eating lamb...
I was emulating Matthew Barney in Cremaster 3.
And I didn't plan it. Though I have been reading that huge Cremaster book every night before I go to sleep. This makes me want to leave my office, dress up like a goat, wear a reeeeally tight corset, and play with Vaseline. Obviously I'm destined for it.
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