Proof I am an Adult, Episode 2: Jim Beam Black, Don't Ever Go Away.

I really appreciate a good small bottle of Jim Beam Black. I then appreciate smuggling it into the Cubby Bear and drinking it with a friend. I then appreciate people documenting my behavior on the internet, which I immediately forward on to my mother, just so she knows how much of a good clean fun time I'm carefully having:



I then appreciate my mother sending me back an email saying I look vaguely like Jim Carrey (my hero since the age of 9). Mom knows all the right things to say.